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| Who | What | File |
| The Blues Brothers | "106 Miles To Chicago..." | 106miles.mp3 |
| Joe Pesci | "I'm funny, how..." (from "Goodfellas") | funnyhow.mp3 |
| James Caan | "...You got to get up close like this and badabing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy Leage suit!" (from "The Godfather") | badabing.mp3 |
Marlon Brando |
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..." (from "The Godfather") |
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Beavis & Butthead |
"Star Trek" spoof |
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| Beavis | "I am cornholio" | cornholio1.mp3 |
Robert Stack |
"Deep and hard..." (from "Beavis & Butt-Head Do America") |
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| ? | Spoof of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" - "I'm a bimbo girl / In a bimbo world..." | bimbo.mp3 |
| "Brady Bunch" | Marcia goes postal... | brady.mp3 |
| George Bush | A speach we'd all have loved to hear him give. Talks about sex, doing drugs, etc. | bush.mp3 |
| Bill Clinton & 2 Live Crew | Bill So Horny (4.5 MB) | billhorny.mp3 |
| Barney The Dinosaur | Barney getting taken out by a psycho 3-year-old | barney2.mp3 |
| ? | "Dickens Cider" advertisement is a classic! | dickens.mp3 |
| ? | Ad for the hottest F****** chili known | omaley.mp3 |
Donald Duck |
The Infamous Duckjob! |
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Scooby Doo |
Scooby & Shaggy getting it on |
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| Shaggy & Scooby | Shaggy Speaks out about the way life actually was in the Mystery Van. "Thelma and Dafney, lesbian city!..." | shaggy.mp3 |
| Alvin The Chipmunk | Alvin getting lucky! | alvinfav.mp3 |
| Darth Vader | Darth gets a hummer | darth.mp3 |
| Bentframe | CWA - Chipmunks With Attitude. Find out the REAL story behind those lovable chipmunks, and what Dave Seville REALLY did to them! | cwa.mp3 |
| Edith Bunker | Archie gets a little frisky... | archie.mp3 |
Crystal & DeNero |
"You don't hear the word 'no' very often..." (from "Analyze This") |
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Crystal & DeNero |
"... Just hit the
pillow, see how you feel" |
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| Marissa Tourme | "Imagine you're a deer..." (from "My Cousin Vinnie") | |
South Park |
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny... YOU BASTARDS!" |
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Santa's Elves |
The way things REALLY are at the North Pole! |
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George Carlin |
"...'Get on the plane.' I say f*** you! I'm getting IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane!" |
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George Carlin |
"...When two planes almost collide they call it a 'near miss'... It's a NEAR HIT! A collision is a near miss! PFFF! 'Look - they nearly missed!' |
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George Carlin |
"What! They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!" |
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George Carlin |
Baseball And Football |
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| George Carlin | Eduational piece on the use of the F-word | fuck.mp3 |
| Chinese Restauranteer | Spoof of "Mambo #5" called "Combo #5" | combo5.mp3 |
A list of 489 Blonde Jokes!
The Rules Of Combat could save your life someday!
The Cool & Uncool List is now on line!
Lawyer Jokes are pretty funny!
Lawyer Bag Limits are important for when attorney season
starts!
Lawyers & Sharks: separated at birth?
A
Lawyer on his wedding night...
Pooh Goes Apeshit was written by a really sick
individual!
I have a new Price List for technical support.
Check it out before calling for help.
Shit Happens (and usually to me...)
In case you didn't know it, we have uncovered evidence that Bert Is Evil.
