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For Your Listening Pleasure...

Who What File
The Blues Brothers "106 Miles To Chicago..." 106miles.mp3
Joe Pesci "I'm funny, how..." (from "Goodfellas") funnyhow.mp3
James Caan "...You got to get up close like this and badabing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy Leage suit!" (from "The Godfather") badabing.mp3

Marlon Brando

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..." (from "The Godfather")


Beavis & Butthead

"Star Trek" spoof

Beavis "I am cornholio" cornholio1.mp3

Robert Stack

"Deep and hard..." (from "Beavis & Butt-Head Do America")


? Spoof of Aqua's "Barbie Girl" - "I'm a bimbo girl / In a bimbo world..." bimbo.mp3
"Brady Bunch" Marcia goes postal... brady.mp3
George Bush A speach we'd all have loved to hear him give. Talks about sex, doing drugs, etc. bush.mp3
Bill Clinton & 2 Live Crew Bill So Horny (4.5 MB) billhorny.mp3
Barney The Dinosaur Barney getting taken out by a psycho 3-year-old barney2.mp3
? "Dickens Cider" advertisement is a classic! dickens.mp3
? Ad for the hottest F****** chili known omaley.mp3

Donald Duck

The Infamous Duckjob!


Scooby Doo

Scooby & Shaggy getting it on


Shaggy & Scooby Shaggy Speaks out about the way life actually was in the Mystery Van.  "Thelma and Dafney, lesbian city!..." shaggy.mp3
Alvin The Chipmunk Alvin getting lucky! alvinfav.mp3
Darth Vader Darth gets a hummer darth.mp3
Bentframe CWA - Chipmunks With Attitude.  Find out the REAL story behind those lovable chipmunks, and what Dave Seville REALLY did to them! cwa.mp3
Edith Bunker Archie gets a little frisky... archie.mp3

Crystal & DeNero

"You don't hear the word 'no' very often..." (from "Analyze This")


Crystal & DeNero

"... Just hit the pillow, see how you feel"
"There's your f****** pillow"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah, I do."


Marissa Tourme "Imagine you're a deer..." (from "My Cousin Vinnie")


South Park

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny... YOU BASTARDS!"


Santa's Elves

The way things REALLY are at the North Pole!


George Carlin

"...'Get on the plane.' I say f*** you!  I'm getting IN the plane.  Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane!"


George Carlin

"...When two planes almost collide they call it a 'near miss'... It's a NEAR HIT! A collision is a near miss! PFFF! 'Look - they nearly missed!'


George Carlin

"What! They have bigger dicks?  BOMB THEM!"


George Carlin

Baseball And Football


George Carlin Eduational piece on the use of the F-word fuck.mp3
Chinese Restauranteer Spoof of "Mambo #5" called "Combo #5" combo5.mp3


General Wierd Stuff...

A list of 489 Blonde Jokes!

The Rules Of Combat could save your life someday!

The Cool & Uncool List is now on line!

Lawyer Jokes are pretty funny!

Lawyer Bag Limits are important for when attorney season starts!

Lawyers & Sharks: separated at birth?

A Lawyer on his wedding night...

Pooh Goes Apeshit was written by a really sick individual!

I have a new Price List for technical support.
Check it out before calling for help.

Shit Happens (and usually to me...)

In case you didn't know it, we have uncovered evidence that Bert Is Evil.

Pictures & Cartoons


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